A New Soap Opera?

On this week’s episode of “As the Brady Bunch Turns”, after saying the phrase “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” for the 3,479th time, Jan goes postal; wiping out the entire bunch at a family reunion. Jan then gets committed to a local asylum after going berserk upon learning her court appointed attorney is also named Marcia.
Meanwhile, little Cindy and Bobby discover an unusual plant growing in their neighbor’s back yard. They tell Alice about it, who decides to try some in the next organic salad she makes for the family dinner. Later that evening, Alice is upset because she had to make several trips to the local convenience store to buy cases of snacks for the entire family.