Lost and Found

Lost – Six foot tall man eating Venus fly trap plant. Answers to the name “Fluffy”.

Found – Man’s hair piece; brown color. Plus, a pocket watch with what appears to be teeth marks on it. Found in the vicinity of where the fly trap plant was located.

If anyone has information on either item please call 1-999-666-OHOH

Want another way to make someone crazy?

Visit the lost and found department of a store, then follow the script below, or improvise your own:
“Hello. I was wondering if you could help me. I think i lost something. (most times they will ask what did you lose?)
(you continue:) Have you seen a box of marbles laying around? I think i lost my marbles!”
Then run before they have a chance to call store security. 😛