New from Wronco – Dr. Arse’s Butt Paste

Plumbers. Electricians. Embarrassed by those unsightly butt cracks whenever you are doing work at a customer’s location or your own house? Well, be embarrassed no more! Announcing Dr. Arse’s Butt Paste. Now you can hide those nasty butt cracks. Simply apply the paste along that crack, and soon it will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. No more embarrassing cracks to display. Order now and we will send you 2 additional containers of Dr. Arse’s Butt Paste; that’s 3 containers for the price of one. Not only that, we will also include a tub of hot wax so you can remove some of that “rug” growing on your back. Call 1-999-bummer now!