Attention New Car and Newly Painted Car Owners!

Are you tired of being cussed out because you take up 2 or 3 parking spaces at the local shopping center? Are you fed up with having to walk what feels like a mile from where you park your vehicle to the doors of the mall? Do you lie awake most of the night worried about when that first scratch or ding will appear on your brand new or freshly painted car, truck or van? Well, fret no more! Wronco announces a brand new service for all you owners of new cars or newly painted ones! For a small fee, we will come to your location and put that first scratch or first ding on the vehicle for you! You choose the location of where you want the scratch or ding placed on your car or truck. No more worrying about something that is unavoidable because of a few dink brains that are not careful of how they push a shopping cart into your car, or the neighborhood kids having nothing better to do with their time. Let Wronco’s “Scratch & Ding” service take the worries away! Call 1-800-key-strokes to make an appointment. Operators are roaming your neighborhood now!

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