Feeling depressed lately? Or dejected? Maybe you have suicidal tendencies? Or even an Oedipus Complex? Need someone to talk to, but can’t afford a psychiatrist? Well, good news! Announcing Wronco’s new “Do It Yourself Psychiatrist Kit”. The Wronco “Do It Yourself Psychiatrist Kit” comes complete with 4 one hour long mp3 files, plus a pocket size mp3 player. Handy in case you have an anxiety attack while traveling. All you have to do is select one of the files, load it into the player, lay down on the nearest couch or park bench, and you are on your way back to sanity. Files include “So, you think you are in love with your mother?”; “Beating up the inner child in you”; and everyone’s favorite “It’s not my fault”. Primal scream therapy is also available. You get the 4 hour long instructional mp3 files and the pocket size mp3 player, all for just $59.95. Less than half of what it would cost if you went to a real shrink for a one hour session. But wait, there’s more. If you act now we’ll also include a set of matching headphones so you can listen to the files in private, no matter where you are. That’s $59.95 for the Wronco “Do It Yourself Psychiatrist Kit” complete with 4 one hour long mp3 files, player, and matching headphones. Call now to place your order. Dial 1-800-NUTCASE. Operators are standing by. Quantity discounts available for people with multiple personalities.