Blizzard of ’13 Dumps 3 Feet of Snow in Northeast

The Great Blizzard of 2013 dumped as much as three feet or more of snow over most of the northeast part of the United States this past Saturday. This reporter is just now able to tell his story after having been stranded in a small log cabin located somewhere in the Green Mountains of Vermont with my pet cat, Pete; an albino moose; and three naked Eskimo women. After one day, the stress of being without a television, no computer, and no means of communication with the outside world, began to take its toll. And those Eskimo women – they started to make me crazy. All they wanted to do was have sex all day and night. Unfortunately, it was with each other. If it wasn’t for the moose, the loneliness would have really done me in.

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