More Olde Jokes, but still lots of fun…

Not the usual responses to typical every day questions/comments. And again, please be sure the person you wish to use any of these on has a good sense of humor first. If not, you just might get a smack upside da head!

Q: How do you feel?

A: I feel with my hands. How do you feel?

Q: How do you feel?

A: I feel all slimy and greasy and dirty. blechhhhh

Q: How do you feel?

A: “I feel pretty, oh so pretty.. ”

Q: Are you new?

A: No, I’ve been around for [say your age, or any other number that sounds good] years.

this one is for couples, or any other pairing of friends and such. and if the person with you is your significant other, you definitely want to make sure she/he has a very very good sense of humor. or you just might be going home alone.

Q: Are you two together?

A: Yes, but we try not to make a habit out of it.

Stay tuned; more to come.

If you have any to add to this list, please feel free to do so.

Thank you!

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