Wronco’s Inflatable Doll of the Month Club

Men. Women. Feeling lonely and unloved? Haven’t had a date in what seems like decades? Sex life gone down the tubes? Well, buck up!! Announcing Wronco’s amazing new Inflatable Doll of the Month Club. That’s right. With Wronco’s Inflatable Doll of the Month Club you will never be alone again. When you join the Inflatable Doll of the Month Club each month you will receive your very own personal companion who will never turn you down for a date. And who will always be there when you need a friend. Each doll is made of a super strong combination of Mylar and vinyl so there is almost no chance of punctures. And each doll also comes with its own wardrobe. Which can be mixed or matched with the clothes that come with all other dolls. So you will never run out of outfits for your doll. Wardrobe accessories are sold separately. And by the time your one year subscription to the Doll Club is done you will have enough companions to have your very own orgy. When you subscribe to the Inflatable Doll of the Month Club you will have your choice of dolls – our all Hetero collection of 12 male dolls (for women only) or 12 female dolls (for men only), or you can choose our Alternative Lifestyle collection featuring 6 dolls of either sex. Sorry, no doll swapping allowed. For a limited time, if you sign up now we will include FREE one extra doll in your first month’s package. And as an added bonus we will also include our special automatic pump for inflating your doll so you won’t have to do it manually.

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