Cooking with Edna

by Edna Schirkner

Today’s Recipe: Shoe Fly Pie

“Now just you wait a cotton pickin’ minute there. Don’t you think we’re getting just a bit too literal with some of these recipes? You actually expect me to believe that some dang fool created a recipe that contains both flies and shoe parts. How crazy do you think I am? Never mind. Don’t answer that. Next thing you know, you’ll be trying to have me fix up a tongue sandwich. Oh, Lord, you’ve got to be kidding. You mean to tell me there’s such a thing? Who’s the dang fool that would eat something like that. Never mind; I don’t want to know. Excuse me. I think I’m gonna be sick.”

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