From one of our Harold-Gazette reporters on the scene, this has just come in: There appears to be a UFO flying over several cities along the East Coast, moving along at incredible speeds. Our own fighter jets are having trouble keeping up with it. One pilot reported the craft came up next to his jet, with the occupants waving at him. It then took off in the opposite direction so quickly the fighter pilot was unable to track its location. Authorities are recommending for everyone to stay indoors and not to panic.
One scientist believes this is all happening as part of the aliens celebrating their 60th anniversary of the first spacecraft landing here on Earth. What some analysts are deciphering from some of the alien radio transmissions, their celebration is to include local flyovers, cow probes, and square dancing in crop circles.
In other news, despite authorities recommendations, people are running around outside in a complete panic. Many of them shouting “The end is here!”